Why are you single?

... Is what my mother asks me everyday. Haha just kidding. Only every few days because that's how often I call.

But seriously, sometimes people ask me this. Which is odd. But whatever. Let me just put it out there and try to answer it by posting this aim conversation I just had with my friend.

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Me: wat happened to that chick u met at the outdoor movies while u were ridiculously drunk?

Him: hahahah, i didnt meet her there, i brought her there. we dont talk anymore. i was talking to this other chick (guess i still am) but she's not really my type

Me: why isnt she your type?

Him: i dont know. i guess no substance... i sound like a jerk saying that but we didn't have much to talk about. she really didn't even like to talk that much, which is cool but gets old quick

Me: u dont sound like a jerk, she sounds lame lol if u have nothing to talk about, its pointless

Him: exactly

Me: i had a dream about my ex last night... that we were still together.... it was a nightmare lol... i woke up and was like WHEW

Him: hahaha, that's funny. have you not had a boyfriend since him

Me: no i havent. its been like a year. i dont want a boyfriend... and i hate when ppl ask me why i dont have one lol its like wtf i dont know i dont like anybody... im not getting into another relationship until i REALLY REALLY like someone so much that im willing to do that

Him: wow...look at you. i expected you to be in love in a week

Me: why???? lol ive dated but meh

Him: i dont know... yeah i feel ya

Me: ur dumb lol

Him: i know i wont get into one until i'm where i wanna be. as a wise man once said...fuck bitches, get money....thank you 2 pac

Me: lol wat a dick... i dont want to wait for where i want to be...cuz who knows how long that will take, it just has to be the right person... not some schmuck

Him: schmuck...only girls like you run into "schmucks"

Me: i hate u

Him: hehehehe, cause i'm not a schmuck, i understand
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And then me and this guy fell in love. THE END.

Just kidding.