Dear Diary

The following are excerpts from my diary when I was 13 years old. Some of this is pretty embarrassing, but I thought it was too silly and ridiculous to not share with you guys. I really thought I was smarter at that age than it seems. Damn it... I'm probably not as smart as I think I am now... Damn it!

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Warning on the front of the diary - 

"Dear Readers,

If any friend or relative reads this I will NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!! (Unless you have my permission).

Sincerely,

Me (Denise)"

July 1st

"Dear Diary,

Today was really boring."

July 9th

"Dear Diary,

I am really bored."

July 11th

"Dear Diary,

Today the only interesting thing that happened was I talked to my friends. I sat on my porch with Ali, Thomas and Steven. I don't think Steven likes his girlfriend anymore. I think he likes me, and I like him. He asked me to go to the movies with him tomorrow."

July 12th

"Dear Diary,

Me and Steven didn't go to the movies. Instead we talked for hours on my porch. I really like him. He said he is going to dump his girlfriend. I don't blame him, he said she has no personality"

July 20th

"Dear Diary,

I don't like Steven anymore. Today my dad took me, Mary and my brother to six flags. It was a lot of fun. A lot more fun than when I went to six flags with Irina. She's a bitch."

September 12th

"Dear Diary, 

Wow! I went to three concerts! I went to a Celine Dion concert (it was great!) I went to TWO Backstreet Boy concerts! Isn't that great? Mary took me to one and bought me a poster. I went to the other one with my family upstate. Mary took 107 pictures of the concert. She is making doubles and giving them to me."

September 28th

"Dear Diary,

I have been writing songs for the band me and Mary put together. Last Saturday we went to Cara's birthday party and met this girl Jenna. She can really sing! We're gonna let her join the band. We're thinking about calling ourselves "Generation Girlz". We have to make a schedule for practicing and we have to make a demo. 

I also like Mike L. now.

P.S. Mary's Backstreet Boy pictures came out great!"

October 10th

"Dear Diary,

I don't like Mike L. anymore. I like this guy Jack. He's soooooooo funny. But he's short. Oh well."

October 30th

"Dear Diary,

I'm going out with this guy Josh. That's great but I'm punished and confined to my room for the rest of my life. Tomorrow is Mara's party (Josh will be there) but I can't go. This sux!"

Dec 1st,

"Dear Diary,

That's it. It's over. Yep, that's right. Me and Josh, over. He doesn't like me anymore. He sent Mara to dump me (ouch). This really sux cuz next week is my party. Josh is still coming. I still like him :("

Dec 9th,

"Dear Diary,

My party was pretty fun. It had downsides and very upsides. At first Josh was hanging out with Ariel a lot. They were sitting together and everything. But in the end of the party Josh told me he still likes me and we kissed! It was great, but then Ariel ran away crying. I went to go apologize and comfort her. But I'm still happy about Josh. I'm going to hangout with him in Rockaway tomorrow"

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Okay. That is all I will expose you to. I think you get the idea. I was basically retarded. Or at least somewhat challenged. And apparently a complete hobag.